I'm No Expert, But...

See that little sticky outie thing on the back of Charlie Sheen's head? Like his hair isn't lying quite right? That looks like a toupee to me.

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Am I The Only One Whose Mind Is In The Gutter?

Can this even be for real?

"Mexican Breakfast", Helpfully Explained

Too funny.

Swoon

I don't want to give the impression that I'm starstruck or spend a lot of my time drooling over celebrities. I love my tabloids, true, but usually only to poke fun and sling derision at the stars...because that somehow makes me feel better about my own puny little life. Shallow, yes, I know. Whatever helps you get through the day, right?

But, while surfing this morning, I came across this picture of Christian Bale and...I really feel the need to share it because -- wow. Just wow.

I'm gonna have to shut up now, otherwise I'll start waxing poetic and never stop. The man's just yummy. Ay the hell caramba.

Uh, What?

Between my stepdaughter, who's doing her level best to flunk out of college and go nowhere in life, Jimmy-crack-corn-and-she-don't-care, and Justin Gaston, who must surely be the most vapid fool on the planet, I am seriously, SERIOUSLY starting to worry about the future of our world. I hope other countries are doing better jobs of raising their young than we are. Bah.

Cleaning House

I should be doing laundry but instead I'm cleaning out my saved bookmarks and came across this.

There's one question where none of the answers fit me, so I had to improvise and I erred on the goody-two-shoes side. Other than that, I tried to be honest. Here's my result.
Thought it was kinda funny since I'm a Leo in this life.

I Want One

Okay, now maybe I get George Clooney's unhealthy attachment to his potbellied pig. Is there any other kind of pig, by the way? Besides potbellied?


Kingsford Goes to the Beach - Celebrity bloopers here